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No Me Esten Ho Ho Jodiendo! - "Vintage" Santa Christmas Sweater - Latine Winter Crewneck

No Me Esten Ho Ho Jodiendo! - "Vintage" Santa Christmas Sweater - Latine Winter Crewneck

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Bring some holiday humor to your wardrobe with this hilarious and bold Christmas sweater! Featuring a cool, hipster Santa rocking sunglasses and flashing a peace sign, this sweater humorously declares "No me esten ho ho jodiendo!" The design is completed with a retro, vintage look reminiscent of classic Christmas Coca-Cola commercials, with green checkered background details that give it a fun vibe. This sweater is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and wants to keep things festive but cheeky during the holiday season. Whether you're attending an ugly sweater party or just hanging out with friends and family, this is sure to be the talk of the party!.

Available Colors:

  • Black
  • Sand

Fabric: Soft cotton/polyester blend for a comfortable, cozy feel.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry
  • Do not iron on design
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Bring some holiday humor to your wardrobe with this hilarious and bold Christmas sweater! Featuring a cool, hipster Santa rocking sunglasses and flashing a peace sign, this sweater humorously declares "No me esten ho ho jodiendo!" The design is completed with a retro, vintage look reminiscent of classic Christmas Coca-Cola commercials, with green checkered background details that give it a fun vibe. This sweater is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and wants to keep things festive but cheeky during the holiday season. Whether you're attending an ugly sweater party or just hanging out with friends and family, this is sure to be the talk of the party!.

Available Colors:

  • Black
  • Sand

Fabric: Soft cotton/polyester blend for a comfortable, cozy feel.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry
  • Do not iron on design

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You won’t find this at Target bestie, support cultura ❤︎

You won’t find this at Target bestie, support cultura ❤︎

You won’t find this at Target bestie, support cultura ❤︎

You won’t find this at Target bestie, support cultura ❤︎

You won’t find this at Target bestie, support cultura ❤︎

You won’t find this at Target bestie, support cultura ❤︎

You won’t find this at Target bestie, support cultura ❤︎

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